mse tgk lawak ke der 2....yeee ak baru nk tgk, n ni pon xabes lg sbb mcm mls..haha
kje blmbak xsiap ak g on9 (ehemmm maen game)...dah ni xtau smpi pukul brape on9, sbb esok ad kls...
hoyeahhhh cuti2 ade kls...midsem break x abes lg tau..ktorg mmg suka naek cuti n ad kls awal dri org laen urghhh
ak suke joke haris iskandar..yes, walaupon die perli2 scenario yg ad kt Malaysia ni...tpi mmg ak ske, sbb mende tu yg die perli tu ak pon mcm urghhh jugak..hmmm tpi yg die ckp pasal prangai girlfriend towards her boy tu ak xske...
why?? sbb i dont think lelaki skrg mcm tu, n perempuan skrg mcm tu...
ape yg ak tgk skrg, perangai lelaki dulu dah berubah kepada perangai perempuan skrg...npe jd mcm tu??? transformation ke??
ape perangai typical women???
1)mjlh pmpn byk article pasal cinta
2)pmpn remember hal bertahun-tahun lepas
3)women gne average 20000 words/day
"women still blh bersembang slps blk kje, klo tanye how was your day? dri pg sampai petang die cite"
4) klo jmpe ex-gf bf die, n bf tu tegur ex die...gf tu jealous n ble tanye,she said nothing...
5) ad three phase soalan pmpn
round 1: tanye tanye tanye soalan sampai habes soalan
round 2: soalan yg sme, bkn x ingt tapi nk tau lelaki tu jwb yg sme ke x?
round 3: tanye soalan yg sme lg
6) oooo police is more important than me??
lelaki
1) mjlh maskulin xde article pasal cinta or ape2 berkaitan
2) harith: i'm a man, what u're wearing yesterday pon xingt jgn tanye soaln thn lps..
3) lelaki average 7000 words per day
"klo tanye laki how was your day? die ckp OK"
4)klo lelaki tanye n pmpn tu jwb nothing is wrong, lelaki pcye nothing is wrong..
5) round 1: jawab jawab jawab kdg2 hentam je
round 2: jawab2 n haaaa kantoi dah
round 3: jawab2 n lg kantoi..
6) xde jwpn...
yeeee mcm tu la lbh kurang summary joke tu..haha ak xbrape nk setuju la 1,2,3,4 n 6 tu....sbb maybe im not like that..tp no 5 tu mmg ak setuju..haha sbb ak mcm tu...tpi xde la smpi round 3 kan...or maybe lebih dri round 3??? hmmmm no comment...kne la mcm tu kan..psikology... ak bukan jenis yg cpt puas ati...unless jwpn tu mmg relevan
dri observation ak, lelaki skrg xmcm yg harith cakap ni...yela, lelaki skrg klo boleh
1) tiap2 mse nk msj/call awek die
2) klo blh, tiap2 hari nk tgk or jmpe awek die
3) ske tanye awek die, buat ape? kluar ke mane? dgn spe? lelaki ke pmpn? pegi mne je? ckp bz, blh lak nk kluar jln2 layan sy xnk?
4) klo awek die dah jwb semuanye die tanye, betul ke ni? xtipu?
5) stalk fb/twitter/insta or ape2 la awek die punye..
6) awek cakap kasar2 ngn die dh merajuk, sikit2 merajuk...#sentapsokmo
7) ingt tarikh anniversary, birthday n sebagainye...baju ape awek die pki dulu pon die ingt
byk lg sebenarnye....
tpi pmpn skrg
1) mls nk msj, call xangkat..nk call blk pon x..call pon klo ada hal
2) wtpe nk jmpe tiap2 hari..boring gle
3) jawab: xyh nk sebok hal org la, ske hati la nk kluar ke mne n dgn spe pon...ko spe nk tanye byk2 ni?
4) mmg nmpk muka ak ni muka penipu kan
5) bg password pon ak xusha la..
6) merajuk la..ingt ak heran
7) serius xingt anniversary ble...jmpe kt mne pon xingt dah..
8)ble lelaki tu smgt syg2 ke ape...psiko gle laki ni...
hahaha..tu ak la...tpi kawan2 ak pon byk yg mcm tu jugak...
:) :) :)
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