sembang petang

ohoii xabes lg kes hantaran??

org lain sebok bincang pasal kawen,
ak pulak...

copy dri whatsapp group family,

sebelum tu mak crita ayah awek adik yg lelaki tu call abah tanye cmne hal diorg ni,
nk srh kawen le tu...
pastu sebok tanye ak lak,
yg ak ni g reply.........

aku: mak T-T  T-T  T-T
mak: k.ngah npe T-T?

aku: nk beli telur masin, tapi xtau pilih
k.yong: hahahaha beli jela

so, dah senyap crita kawen td hahahahaha


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kisah harga naik

aku baru hantar kain nk buat baju,
ad 3 helai kain la,

hantar kt kedai bawah blok tu je,
lepas ukur2 semua,
aku tanye la,

aku: berapa upah ni kak?
tkg jahit: sehelai 35rgt
aku: 35? hri tu harga ni ke? hri tu 30 je kan?
tkg jahit: hehe harga barang naik..harga benang naik harga
aku:----------------------

speechless hahaha


harga benang bpe rgt yg naik tu?
segulung tu blh dpt bpe baju?
xpela kak, rezeki akak la tu..
jahit baju ni pon byk effortnye
walaupon ak buat baju kaftan je
cni biasa la, bju kurung moden dah 70 rgt
aku tau beli lg murah,
tp saiz aku bukan stok2 model..
klo beli nnt kecik lengan la,
kecik ketiak la
mcm2 kecik la
so better tempah je..

Penipuan yg lawak hahaha

helloooo,
morning..

pagi2 masuk office, baca satu emel yg lawak,
mula ak ingt linked in punya emel,
biasa la linked in tu bgtau spe2 yg sesuai ak nk connect kan..

pastu ak bukak jela emel tu,
baca2 confirm scammer ni..
hahaha tp lawak gila kot
cmni emel dia,



From:samuel kofi <smartechvijay@gmail.com>

To

BCC

formosaspice_nina@yahoo.com.my

Mar 13 at 6:57 PM

Dear Sir.

I hope not to waste any much of our time so I will be brief as
possible. My name is Mapa Greg, I'm a banker and financial legal
consultant to a possible relative of yours who worked for Shell Oil &
Gas Lome Togo before the unfortunate death on 19th September 2012. I
could explain more about this incident subsequently.

I request your transparent collaboration to assist me retrieve
benefits which is now at risk of loss here without a heir to succeed
to, I have tried to reach possible relatives for months and nothing
positive yet. I am out of time so I reach you mutually as you can
stand in if I present you as heir, together we can successfully
retrieve the benefits, instead of it being embezzled and or diverted
by the board members, who have no idea about my late client.

I can guarantee you that this will be executed under a legitimate
arrangement that will protect you from any violation of law.

I do not wish to expose more than I should, I hope to hear from you
soon. Kindly reach me via
samykofi@outlook.com its my personal email address.

You may also reach me via telephone call or sms. I am currently
working with the Bank here in Lome Togo where the said deposit is
held. so that I can revert back to you with more details of this
pending project.

Looking forward to hearing back from you soonest.

Sincerely,

Samuel Kofi

lawak kan...

patut ke ak jd heir???

sincerely,

Future Heir.