hari yang xtenang

haish apehal ntah ak rse ri ni mmg xtenang sgt2..
mcm haishhhh...
stu ble pk xdpt kje lg..
stu lg pk, kje pe yg sng, tpi gji byk..
pastu, pk lg..nk kje dkt2 perak ke kt luar perak..klo nk kje mcm f&b tu baek kje dkt2 je..
klo nk kje lab ok la jauh2..

dri pg la xtenang nye..
ade yg pengacau..haha
pg dh kne anta fatin lak..abahku demam..
org laki ni klo demam mnje kemaen k..
ak prasan gle..
adek ak, bapak ak..
sme je..
klo sakit tu mcm alaaaa nmpk kesiannye..
beza ngn org pompuan..
org pompuan klo sakit die blh endure, n still tersenyum...
xske nk sshkn org, mkn ubat n pndai2 nk pulihkan badan (utk sakit ringan jela)

kol 11, dh kne kejut lgi,
nk kne amek pulak..
ak ckp ape ntah td..
bengang gle tdo asyik terganggu..(auwww dah mcm baby lk ak, meragam klo tdo kne kco haha)
ak ckp "asyik ketuk pintu je....tdo pon ssh" begitulah ayat ak..haha
pastu bgn gak...krg ad lak org mrajuk..huh

pastu, ptg pulak kne teman fatin g jln2..die naek basikal ak jalan ikut kt blkg..
tu pon buat ak pk lg..mcm apesal gemuk sgt badan ak ni..
pastu, pk ape nk buat biar badan kurus tpi xyh ssh payah senam
or, cover mkn tpi still dpt mkn mknn yg sedap2..

mlm still pk kje lg..tolongla bg ak kje...huwaaaaaa

tpi ak teringat lak..pg td ak minum nescafe..
sbb dh lme xminum nescafe..ak dh jd ximmune dgn nescafe..
klo x, sehari xminum nescafe akn ngantuk sepanjang hari..
ketagih??? xkot, sbb ak akn minum waktu pg nk g kls..
klo kls tghari or ptg xminum dh..
sbb, ak akn xdpt tdo mlm..so, kne minum awl pg...

caffein ni bagus jugak..spe ckp xbagus..
amboi, marah saintis nnt sesuke ckp xbgs..
tpi mcm biase la, ape pon yg kte mkn kne moderate..
too much pon will lead to toxicity, not enough, effect bdn sbb xckup nutrients..

caffein blh di'relate'kn dgn stress ak ni,
due to effect of caffein dkt hormone ak..
sbb, caffein blh:

1) inhibit absorption of adenosine
buat bdn feel alert n calm the body, klo minum kopi kan mcm bg tenang je..haha

2)increase the level of adrenalin
adrenalin 'booster' la, kan klo adrenalin tu xckup kte mcm xsemangat nk buat kje..ble dah smpi dateline baru bermati2an siapkan..haaa tu mknenye adrenalin dah byk la tu..

3)increase the level of cortisol
cortisol=stress hormone, dlm bdn, cortisol ni ade functions die tersendiri..ble stress, cortisol ni akn secrete byk utk relaxkn bdn..tpi klo minum caffein, cortisol berlebihan dlm bdn blh sebabkan high blood pressure n etc...

4)increase the level of dopamine
act mcm dopamine, rse relax pas minum kopi..

tpi, ni jd mse cafein tu bru di consume, pas beberapa jam, cafein tu dah sikit dlm badan, kte akn start rse depressed, low, penat, ssh nk tdo...sumber dri stress,health and caffeine

pastu, klo korg perasan, ble minum kopi or tea, mula la rse asyik nk kencing je...
sbb caffein tu diuretic, so, mknenye, buatkn air dlm badan ni asyik nk kluar je...
klo nk tau pasal diuretic ni cri la sndri..haha
maleh nk kabo..krg msuk sistem perkumuhan badan bagai krg, panjang lebar lak..
hehe

bce horoscope itu...

ak ske je bce horoscope2 ni...
klo bce majalah, slalu die ade tulis pasal zodiak, tpi stu page je pon..xpuas bace..haha (ko nk bpe page lak kan?? bkn bce semua pon, bce yg ak nye, family n kawan2 je)

ak tau bce horoscope ni haram..boleh semayang xditerima 40hari...dasyat x?? sbb islam kan larang percaya pd ramalan2 ni..sumber dri zodiak
tpi klo utk suka2? tu pon haram jugak..sumber dri hukum bace zodiak suka2

sebabnye, dri suka2 tu, klo kebetulan mende yg die bace tu betul..so, nnt die akn percaya n jd obses dgn ramalan..betul kan mcm tu??
tpi sebagai umat islam kte kne selalu ingt..bukan ramalan tu yg buat hidup kte jd mcm ni..
klo sesuatu bala jd...kne ingt tu semua ujian dri Allah..

slalu ak bce2 zodiak ni..ak xla percaya, tpi, dkt c2 mesti ade tulis something yg motivated..kan2?? motivational words tu la yg ak amek..xcye??
ni ak bg contoh zodiak yg ak bce..

"Hi Neyna! Here is your Daily Single's Horoscope for Monday, August 26

Inspiration isn't always impractical, as even the wildest ideas can have workable end points. Let both sides of the brain take on your latest romantic obstacle to find the best solution."

isn't it begitu membina?? haha sebab tu ak ske bce..die bkn ckp hari ni ak dpt byk rezeki ke, dpt bala ke..mcm nasihat pon ade..

"Hi Neyna! Here is your Daily Single's Horoscope for Saturday, August 24

Your driving desire to win could be driving away some pals. If you want to prevent them from running off permanently, start out by changing your mind. It's not always all about winning. Having a good time is really what it's all about."

hmmm daily single horoscope?? sile jgn percaye single..haha

so, klo ujian personaliti tu mcm mne??

kan ade kt bilik prs tu, bulan ni mcm mne character die, klo ske kaler ni mcm mne character die...

yg tu ramalan ke??

mls nk cri dah..klo rajin nnt la ak cri..haha

ak pon ske bce yg mcm tu..tpi still xla cye mne..ad yg sme ad yg x..

tu kan kajian yg org jalan kan..mmg lecturer ak pon ak ckp..die ckp, klo awk lahir haribulan ni..prangai akan laen dri yg lahir dri tarikh ni..

even, beza bpe saat je pon akan beza..tu dr raja danial yg bgtau..lecturer kt u dlu..

so, ape2 yg kte buat pon ad had2 die..jgn begitu obses..contoh, horoscope ckp ri ni dpt bala, so, org yg pcye tu xkluar rmh sbb percaya nnt kne bala, xkje la semua...not good, not good..tu xyh cye ek..so, sila bce mende yg bermanfaat hehe

kan dulu kt tv, ade iklan..ON ZODIAK, ON HOROSCOPE n sbgainye..klo ak, xdela ngabehkan duit nk langgan on zodiak ke ape kt fon..ngabeh duit je..kan..mahai gle..pnh adek ak langgan cite hantu..bising bapak ak bil mahal bln tu..haaaa pepandai la ko cri cmne nk off..

utk personaliti test tu, character yg bagus ok la, yg xbagus..try betulkan..hehe tpi time nk type entry ni, ak still xdpt figure out ape yg ak perbaiki..hahahaha

shopaholic..

parah parah....
waaaa tension tau tgk bju2 on9..cantik2 je..
ni dh byk kli dah ak beli bju on9..sambil2 on9..gatai je tgn nk beli..hehe

ak sedar je, ak ni klo beli bju kt mall tu, ade je xkne..
klo beli on9 senang sket...ble dah smpai tu..ok x ok, pndai2 ko ok kan..
dah beli..nak anta blk, g pjbt pos bagai mmg agak mls la kan..
tpi stakat ni brg2 yg ak beli semua ok2 la..
klo jarang pki inner..cmtu2 jela yg x ok nye..

sbb tu, klo g shopping..ak xbeli sgt bju2...
sbb ade je rse xberkenan..xpon, sbb dh rambang mata sgt...tros xbeli..haha
ak klo dh byk sgt brg sampai rmbang mata mmg bile balik tgn kosong je slalunye..
klo xbyk choice pon tgn kosong jugak..
gatai je kan...

so, ble beli on9, dpt tgk byk design..yg plg penting xyh kluar..hehe
ko just duduk, tenung la laptop sampai tembus..hehe
klo ade online banking lg la nmpk kemalasan kat c2..duduk jela, xyh kluar2..
nk bank in slalu ak ad mangsa ak g bank in..hehe stakat ni ak xpnh bank in la..

ble dh kje, ade income mmg syok la asyik beli beli beli..
yg mcm ak ni..kne pk byk kli gak nk beli..
yg lg tension nye, kt fb skarang ni blambak2 org jual brg...
mata ak ni usha brg2 tu sbb kluar kt timeline ak la..klo xkluar kt c2, ak xusha la..
sbb ak mls sket nk search butik2 on9 ni..ak slalu bukak yg ak pnh beli, n yg kt timeline tu..

slalu usha zalora la..skrg ade pretty chase la, seqoci la..
ak ade voucher zalora..spe nak??? hehe semua org ak promote..
yela, rugi la..ad voucher rm25 yg xgne lg, bln 9 kot expired..
ak xleh gne sbb voucher tu valid utk yg xpnh jd ahli..
ni kwn ak bru suggest le belle 18..yg ni bju2 korea..
korea2 ni ak mls sket nk beli..
yela, diorg kan kurus2..klo ak beli mcm uhuk2 sempit gle..
xbernapas lak nnt kan..

so, skrg tahan nafsu, jgn beli lg...
mgu lepas bru beli dress..tu pon xsampai lg..
hehe tq kpd yg blanje..

p/s: model2 ni pki mesti lawa kan bju tu..

IQ test

ak pnh g interview kje, n die bg ak 3 test..stu test BI, stu test interpret data, stu lg IQ test..

yg IQ test tu mmg ak fail la..sbb mmg ak xdpt nk pk pon..klo yg ak jwb tu mmg ak dpt pk la tu..bpe je ak jwb out of 30, dlm 15 la ak dpt jwb..

ak xske yg mcm bg no ke ape, ak ske yg figure2, pastu mne stu jwpn nye..klo figure tu ak blh pk mne yg plg logik..hehe

ak pon xtau result IQ test ak tu..so, ak pon gatai2 tangan cri IQ test on9 n buat test tu..

nmpk x ak xde kje??

haha alaaa ak pon nk gak tau IQ ak bpe..

ni resultnye... 

Dear farhanah amanina saaaidon,

Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com.

Your general IQ score is: 130

xmcm tgi lak kan??

ade lg stu test, tp ntah, senyap je..x emel pon result ak..

IQ ialah Intelligent Quotient, yg ak bce, dulu nk test kanak2 yg ade mental disorder..

score die dibahagi begini ye..

IQ Score Range	Category	Typical Ability
0-24	Profound Mental Retardation	Limited or no ability to communicate, eat, bath, dress and toilet.
25-39	Severe Mental Retardation	Limited ability to communicate, eat, bath, dress and toilet. No academic skills.
40-54	Moderate Mental Retardation	Some independent self-help skills and very basic academic skills.
55-69	Mild Mental Retardation	Usually able to dress/bath independently and can do simple jobs. Elementary school academics.
70-79	Border Line	May live independently with difficulties. Can perform simple and repetitive jobs.
80-89	Low Average	Can complete vocational education and live independently.
90-109	Average	Can complete high school graduation and college with difficulty.
110-119	High Average	Typical level of college graduates.
120-129	Superior	Typical level of persons with doctoral degrees.
130-144	Gifted	Capable of understanding highly, complex academic material.
145-159	Genius	Exception intellectual ability and capable of looking beyond known facts.
160-175	Extraordinary genius	Extraordinary talent like Albert Einstein

source: score

gifted sgt kan..naseb baek bkn 160 lbh..Einstein alaf baru la ak nnt..haha

ade lg stu ak buat, result ak dpt ni lak...

 

ade beza kan..ade yg ak bce, die ckp variation ni sbb tgk tahap ssh test tu, n ak buat test ni on9..test ni berbeza ikut umur..utk umur kanak2 test die maybe lg sng dri test utk adults..klo nk dpt yg betul2 nye kne jmpe psicologist la..

tpi bg pndapat ak xyh la nk jmpe pakar psikology ke ape..bkn ade mslh IQ ke ape kan..test ni sje buat utk ske2..bg otk berfikir dri asyik maen game je..klo nk buat cri yg free je, sbb ade je yg kne bayar k..

ade lg yg ak bce, org yg pandai, means org yg slalu belajar je, bce buku sokmo belum tentu ade IQ yg tgi..IQ test ni menggunakan daya imaginasi kita, n membuat kita thinking out of the box..yela, tgk soalan2 nye..xdapek den nak nolong nye..mmg kne imaginasi byk sket..haha adakah ak ni org kuat berangan???

kne diet program lg ke??

sabtu lepas wedding member..

rmi la kawan2 sklh lme yg ak jmpe..siap jln2 bagai..hehe happy :) ak pon dah lme xjmpe diorg..last darjah 6 dulu..lame kan??? tpi ak still cam muka diorg..xla byk berubah sgt muka diorg..yg beza nye, meninggi or membesar or mengurus je..memendek xjmpe lg ek..hehe

antara gambar2...

with pengantin..

peluk2 pengantin..hehe bride je k..bridegroom x..

dlm keta pon nak jugak..

me w hanin..jgn tertipu..tu kasut je yg tgi k..

front desk..

n semestinye diorg asyik tegor ak gemuk la ape la...huh, tension I tau...badan I ni mmg mcm ni la..klo I kurus pon, xnmpk kurus sbb bahu I bidang..u know??? so, ni ak search la type of body..diet ikut type of body..hehe ok what?? lgpon ak ni eager gak nk tau body ak jenis mcm mne..

pic source: www.knowzzle.com 

source: www.insidebras.com 

ak maybe hourglass punye body type..sbb nk kate rectangle x jugak..eh2..tpi apple tu ye jugak??? huk3 ak xsebulat tu k...

pastu ak ade buat quiz ni..result die...

What Is Your Body Type?

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Your score is 2.25.

Your body is closest to a Mesomorph. You have a naturally fit body but to maintain it or improve it you should exercise and diet correctly for your type. Strength training can be done more often and for longer sessions then would be good for an Ectomorph, but you must still be carefull not to overdo it. You should train with moderate to heavy weighs and at a moderate pace, not resting too long between sets. You will find you gain muscle quite easy (some women and even men might not want to get too bulky, but this won't happen suddenly. When you are happy with your muscle size simply train to maintain it). Stick to a good healthy diet to keep you lean and muscular, and watch for any slow creeping fat gains. Engage in and enjoy aerobic activities, sports, etc. but do not overdo.

haaa ade pulak kan??? ak pon xpnh dgr..ni ak bce dri body type

Ectomorph

• Fragile
• Thin
• Flat chest
• Delicate build
• Young appearance
• Tall
• Lightly muscled
• Stoop-shouldered
• Large brain
• Has trouble gaining weight
• Muscle growth takes longer

Mesomorph

• Athletic
• Hard, muscular body
• Overly mature appearance
• Rectangular shaped (hourglass shaped for women)
• Thick skin
• Upright posture
• Gains or loses weight easily
• Grows muscle quickly

Endomorph

• Soft body
• Flabby
• Underdeveloped muscles
• Round shaped
• Over-developed digestive systembody shape calculator
• Trouble losing weight
• Generally gains muscle easily

ade stu lagi quiz ni, tpi dsebabkan ak mls nk amek mesuring tape..so, ak buat esok2 jela..body shape calculator so, pasni blh plan lak program diet..slalunye xla diet mne..haha 

ckp pasal ptptn..

skrg org tgh dok heboh pasal peminjam ptptn akn dmasukkan ke data bank negara...
waaaa mcm takut lak kan..
ak pon xtau nk komen mcmmne sbb semua mende ad pro n cons nye..
mcm langkah utk masukkan nme dlm data bank negara tu
pros:
1) org byr hutang n tau tanggungjawab die nk byr hutang (main reason)
2) dpt bantu org tu jugak, klo gaji dah 1500, byr keta, bayar duit rmh...klo byr ptptn jugak..ko nk mkn pe pulak kan..so, klo ade rse nk beli rumah or keta mahal2 tu, terpaksa la dtolak buat pinjaman due to incompetence nk byr hutang..membantu korang dri kebuluran n sikap biar papa asal bergaya tu..

cons nye pulak:
1) nnt nme kne blacklist, ssh nk buat pinjaman
2) klo hutang dh byk sgt nnt isytihar muflis lak..
3) xdpt beli rumah, keta sbb nk kne bayar ptptn jugak..loan xlulus..

ri tu penyata ptptn ade smpai rumah, kakak ak yg punye, die hutang rm60 000, yg ak mcm nk mrhye ble tgk, tiap2 bulan naek rm150..gle la..kan?? klo dh tiap2 bulan naek rm150 bpe byk lak nk byr smpai hutang tu abes, mau 300 sebulan byr...xke byk tu??

tpi kawan ak pulak, die rm60 000 jugak, die naek rm50 je sebulan..

ak dh start pelik dah, maybe kakak ak x g tukar sistem ujrah dri 3% ke 1% tu..

tp time ptptn suruh tukar ri tu, mmg ramai yg ad masalah nk tukar, ptptn ckp ape ntah, xlayak ke ape, lupe dah..npe blh xlayak pulak kan?? dah ptptn suruh mohon, sepatutnye die kne la lulusksn sbb nk seragam..

yg ak ni, penyata xsmpai lg, bru abes blaja kan..kje pon blm...
tpi ak harap ak lepas nk dapat biasiswa tu..sebab ade sikit kekeliruan kat cni pasal biasiswa tu, ak bce ptptn ckp 3.74, tpi kat u ak ckp 3.67..senior2 yg lepas pon ckp 3.67 tu dah first class...so, ak pon xtau sbb konpius skrg ni..minx2 dapat..Aamin

yela, klo berhutang, lepas tu ckp xyh bayar, spe yg xske kan..mmg happy la..

time pr nk buat free education tu, mmg ak setuju la sgt2..tpi ade pro n cons nye jugak
pros:
1) dpt tlg org yg betul2 memerlukan
2) dpt lahirkan lebih byk intelek

cons:
1) membazir duit kat org yg masuk u utk bersuka ria
ak ad alasan yg kukuh utk ak ckp ni..sbb dpn mata ak sndri, terutamanya kolej swasta mcm masterskill..dpt je duit ptptn, mula la beli fon baru, make up, baju n segalanya yg mahal2, g jln sne cni..ble dwet dah abes, bru cri balik brg2 yg murah2..cnth, ble ptptn msuk, beli pencuci muka clinique, ble dwet dah nak abes beli la fair n lovely..pastu blaja ntah ke mne, pointer 2lbh je..dah abes, bising nk byr ptptn tpi result ko ke laut..

mula2 masuk u dulu, ak pelik npe kerajaan xbg ipta minx mara..mara utk swasta je..geram pon ade, sepatutnye ipta la dpt mara..sbb org2 yg msuk ipta ni mmg result yg bagus2 kan..swasta tu second option slps xdpt ipta (no offence, selalunye org buat mcm ni kan, xdpt upu bru cri swasta)..sbb mara klo dpt pointer bpe2 dpt diskaun..ptptn xmcm tu, utk first class je..so, kerajaan patut fikirkan nk buat sistem mcm pinjaman mara tu..

so, adek2 blaja la betul2..dpt kan first class, xrugi pon..result bagus, hutang xyh bayar..
ni org yg dok bising skrg ni sbb result ntah pape tpi kne byr hutang..hehe, ak ni pon xtau lg dpt biasiswa ke x..dunia dh modern ni, mesti lg byk pendedahan utk biasiswa n sebagainye..mcm time ak dulu, kakak xde yg besar2, byk jugak ak terlepas, mcm nk msuk u, minx bantuan zakat, minx saguhati yayasan negeri..semua tu ak xminx sbb ak xtau..time adek ak msuk u, die dpt minx semua tu sbb ak dah tau mende2 tu ade, so, die mewah sket la nk msuk kolej ri tu..alhamdulillah, rezeki die..

klo xnk pinjam ptptn, boleh minx yayasan negeri..xpon blaja elok2 minx jpa..byk jugak alternative laen..ade jugak company2 yg tawarkan biasiswa..xwajib minx ptptn tu k..klo marah2 pinjam ptptn, byk saluran laen..tpi klo mak bapak dah kaya tu, xyh pinjam pon xpe kan..ramai student buat mcm ni, pinjaman minx jugak, tpi tiap2 bulan minx gak mak ayah dwet..aku kaya la diorg tu...

cerewet or blagak or berani?

Di hari yg panas ini, ak pon g la TESCO SRI ISKANDAR, PERAK nk beli cool blog..sebelum tu blk kg dlu, amek brg, klo x, mmg tersangat la xde kje g tesco semata2 beli coolblog tu..

Pastu, pekerja die dua org je..tu xkesah lg..sorg chubby (C) sket, sorg kurus (K)…ak tgk customer time tu xramai pon ak n budak2 UITM tu je..diorg order dulu..ak pon tgu la diorg amek order..sbb ak mls la diorg tgh blend2 ais tu ak nk sebok2 order..

Selepas beberapa ketika, C ni still siapkan order student UITM ni, tgl stu je lg, yg si K ni, die xde la nmpk gaya mcm nk amek order ak..yg lg annoying nye, die siap duduk dpn kaunter tu mkn oreo..pastu C ni ckp la, amek la order..ak order volcano milk tea n chocolate..diorg blh blur2 volcano milk tea tu ape die?? Pastu ak ckp volcano milk tea tu nk ice blend..takut diorg buat air+ice je (ak pnh beli, org tu buat air+ice k, bkn ak sje2 nk demand mcm2)

Tpi, diorg tanye lg..yg nk ice blend td yg mne? Ak ckp, volcano milk tea..”hmmm volcano milk tea dgn ape?” ak ckp la “dgn chocolate”..blur2 lg…haish..pastu tanye lg ”akak order ape td?” Ak tunjuk la catalog dpn tu ckp “ni haa volcano milk tea n chocolate”..apehal la lambat sgt nk pickup kan..adakah sebab cuaca panas?? tpi ak rse mcm diorg xreti buat volcano milk tea sebabnye, K tu siap tanye C la

K:nk letak susu ke?

C yg tgh layan customer time tu pon jwb mcm xsure

Maybe milk tea ni rarely order by their customer, tu mcm xreti buat…

Yg chocolate C yg buat, ok je rse die..volcano milk tea, K tu buat..pas amek order ak, yg K tu blh buat bodo je..die xnk duit ke kan..krg ak bla krg, padan muka korg..pastu C ni ckp “laaaa amek la duit akak ni dulu”..si K buat muka xbersalah je..

Dh g dri coolblog tu, ak pon rse la milk tea ak, ak dah agak dah xde rse mende sbb cair semacam je..order teh ais kt kdi pon lagi pekat kaler n rse die dri kaler tu..pastu, ak mula ingt mls nk tukar, sbb lps ak blah tu rmi org beratur nk beli coolblog..tpi, mengenangkan perangai si K tu td..ak pon g la tukar..I xkira, spe srh blagak sgt ngn I kan…huh, mcm la ak ni g kdi tu minx sedekah coolblog kat die..ak bayar tau

Then, ak pon g la kdi tu blk, mmg org tgh ramai time tu, ak pgl “adek, cni jap.."sbb kdi tu bhgian blkg die terbuka, ak ikut blakg jela..staffs tu tgk ak, diorg mcm ‘ko g la, ko g la’..last2 si C ni dtg, 

C: Ade ape kak?

Aku: nak tukar air ni blh x?

C: npe kak?

Aku: cube rse air ni, tawar sgt..

Pastu si chubby ni g dkt si kurus

C: weh nah rse air ni, ko yg buat

Si K pon rse

K:npe kak?

Aku: mcm xde rse sgt kan??

K: mmg rse mcm ni kak, air ni xletak air gula..

Aku: yeke? Tpi slalu sye beli xrse tawar mcm tu pon..

Nak tipu agak2 la..ingt ak ni org dok dlm hutan, baru first time beli coolblog??? Last2 si K ckp, “xpela kak, ktorg buat yg laen”, ak pon angguk jela..nk ckp pe lgi..sementara menunggu,  ak g la jln2 kt kdi tepi2 tu sbb org rmi pon, tgu mesti lme..klo x, ak nk je tgu..sbb ak tau, kawan ak die kje fast food restaurant jugak, die pnh cite yg ade org ni cerewet, die letak kahak dlm air org tu…ak sebagai  student foodtechnology mcm nk mrh pon ade..mknn k..tpi ak mls la nk bertekak ngn die..

Elok je ak dtg pas jln2 tu, si K ni bg ak air yg bru buat..

K: nak kak, rse la dulu ok ke x?

Ak xtau ni ayt perli ke x? nmpk muka si K ni mcmmmmmmmmm, hmm mls nk ckp…

Aku: hmm kaler mcm ok, ok la kot..

Ak pon rse, hmm ok la rse die dr td..pas ckp terima kasih ak pon bla..mls la nk lme2..

Cerewet ke mcm ni??? ak byk kli dah g tukar air yg ak rse xbest..byk kli cnthnye yg ak ingt:

1) g tukar air time g tgk wayang kat ECM, air 100plus ak order, tpi yg tgl rse gas tu je..oleh sebab ak ni pnh kje 7eleven dlu, ak tau la rse ble syrup tu dah abes..staff tu pon mengakui kebenaran kata2 ak..

2)kat mcD dekat2 ipoh seksyen18..ak beli minute maid pulpy orange..mmg dah xde rse jugak..ak g la tukar, ak ckp nk tukar air, yg staff laki jaga air tu ok, je..maybe die dh tau mende tu mmg dah abes..so, die amekkan air baru..tpi yg cashier tu plak berlagak mcm nk marah ak..die ckp “hah? Npe nk tukar plak?”, ak jawab jela, air oren dah xde rse oren pon..pastu die dgn xpuas atinye g check machine air tu..baru ak tau yg mmg dah kering kontang air dlm mesin tu…no wonder la kan..

Lg stu, kat pizza hut, kan service charge die mahal…time tu kat kuantan, xingt mall mne..staffs pizza tu anta mknn die maen hempas2 la..ak ckp rilek je “xyh nk hempas2 sgt la dik..” pastu dtg tros letak elok2..hahaha

Haish mcm ni la naseb sebagai pengguna..ble mengadu, diorg marah2n buat muka xpuas ati..ble diam kte lak yg ditindas..xsemua mende ak akn complain,  klo sket2 tu ak let go jela..klo dasyat sgt..baru tergerak ak nk bersuara..ak ni kiranye level ak ske complain2 ni xtgi lg..ade lg yg dasyat dri ak..lgi stu, diorg nmpk ak ni muda level2 diorg..tu diorg xserius nk layan…ak ckp berdasarkan pengalaman, bkn fitnah semata2 k..

Yg kawan ak letak kahak dlm air org tu, tahap cerewet die mcm ni..air 100plus tu xjernih, die ckp tipu, bkn 100plus..staffs tu tkar la air laen sampai beberapa kali..last2 skali anak die rse tu mmg 100plus..hebat kan perangai org tu??

Yg buat franchais ni pon, pantau2 la sket franchais bwh korg..jgn let go je..duit yg dilabur berpuluh2 ribu kot..yg xtau nk buat air tu, g training, ajar cre nk buat air..jgn smpai dh lingkup baru terfikir npe sales xbyk ke ape k..

Sekian, panjang lebar komen xpuas ati sye…

misi mencari sedara mara :)

semakin modern dunia ni semakin kte xknl sedara/keluarga kte..
betul x? ak rse betul..sebabnye, kte jmpe sedara pon setahun sekali..tu pon time rye..klo die blk rye, klo xbalik????

ak ad sedara yg dah bertahun2 xblk rye, alsan mak die beraya kt sne ngn kawan..tpi time opah ak meninggal tu die balik jugak..ko bygkn la die xcye ak ad adek kecik..die ckp tu ank ak..eeee tlg la, klo ak kawen pon, xkn ak xjmput ko..pela, tu la, xnk blk kg jmpe sedara lg..haha membebel je..tpi g pahang jmpe awek tiap2 mgu blh lak kan?? eh?? bergosip lak..haha

rye ni, sepupu ak yg tu mmg xbalik dah, tpi ad sorg lg sepupu ak ni xbalik gak, nk beraya ngn kawan kt pahang katenye...ok, fine, zaman sekarang org xpentingkan hubungan kekeluargaan dah..lg pentingkan kawan krenye kan...

yela, mcm ak pon..sbb jarang jmpe, kte jd xbiase la ngn die..klo kawan ni, ko jmpe selalu..siap whatsapp, wechat bagai tiap2 hari..xmasuk chat kt fb, twitter kan..haish byk nye medium komunikasi yg xperlu nk gne suara, n real time n real place..haha

so, rye kedua or ketiga..xingt family belah mak ak die buat reunion la konon..haaa ko ingt sekolah je ad reunion..family pon ad tau..haha..ak mula cm mls gak nk g..pastu, g jela..ak ingt kejap sbb die ckp meeting...rpenye bkn meeting mcm kt bilik mesyuarat tu..

dah la kne tgu lme..ak was lapaq gle sbb bgn pagi, mandi tros g sne..minum pon tada sempat tau..diorg janji kol 9..tpiiiiiiiiii kol bpe ntah bru start dkt tghari la jugak..
tgu punye tgu..naseb baek ak lepak2 ngn makcik sedara n opah2 sedara ak..haha dptla membunuh kelaparan ak..mkcik sedara ni dulu stu sekolah dgn ak..knl la..lg pon mak die adek bradek opah ak..yg ak xkenal nye, sepupu2 opah ak nye family..

tpi adek bradek opah ak ni, ad sorg yg ak xpnh tgk pon muka die..nk knl lg la kan..ntah mne lesapnye sampai xbalik2 kg..ape la yg dirajuknye tu..

pastu ad lak sesi suai kenal..ak dah mcm..erghhhh perlu ke?? ak ckp kt nadia (mkcik sedara ak tu) "weh, kne suai knl la..nk ckp pe?" last2 ak follow blkg mak ak je..die la yg knlkn ak..haha

lepas je abes tu, ak dh g serang makanan, rpenye xleh mkn lg sebab kne tgkp gambar..huwaaaa ak g jela tgkp gmbr..tpi ak tgk ade je xg..lg ak sedih diorg mkn dlu..haha

tpi masalahnye, time suai knl tu ak xtau pon nme diorg, nk pgl ape..mmg xberapa nk umphh sgt la kan..sepatutnye sesi suai knl tu ak dpt tau la spe nme, pangkat die..ak ni pangkat cicit dah tau..haha mcm muda sgt lak kan..tpi mmg mcm tu..walaupon umur dah 23, korg2 yg muda tu ak sepatutnye panggil mkck n pkck tau..nadia ni umur die 22 kot..haaa kan..tpi mmg ak xpgl pangkat la..pngil nme/abg/kak je..mmg diajar cmtu sejak kecil..bukan salahku pgl sebegitu rupa k..

yg bengangnye, kakak ipar nadia ni, blh lak suruh anak die panggil mkck kt ak??? eeeuwww hello..ko tu yg pangkat mkck ak..xsedar tua....haha marah lak kan, kakak ok lg..mmg annoying la,so ak buat muka jela ngn die..ko tu mkck sepatutnye kne tau la..sbb ko nk kne bgtau anak ko nnt...

ni ade la sket2 gambar time lps suai knl, bgambar n mkn..

diorg ckp nk wat group kt fb "keluarga ngah kulup lambor" tpi ak cri2 xjmpe pon..hmmmmmm ak xtau pon ngah kulup ni spe..diorg ckp tu moyang ak punye bapak...rye lepas mak bapak ak g perjumpaan keluarga mat nali..mat nali ni spe pulak sebenarnye?? ak yg sebagai bawahan ni xleh nk consume n blend pertalian darah yg ade antara mat nali n ngah kulup ni..haha xtau hok mne se nk di link kn..

tpi bg ak bgus jugak perjumpaan mcm ni..at least ak dpt tau muka2 spe yg ade..tau la nme sket2, n update ahli keluarga yg dah bertambah tu..yela, ad bru kawen, dapat anak, dapat cucu..n sebagainye la..ak ni je xkawen lagi..haha

jimat mse, duit n tenaga pon ye jugak..ko xyah la masuk keta turun keta singgah sebuah rumah sebuah rumah..mcm ni, g je dewan tu..semua dah ade..errr xla semua, spe yg dtg jela..

hehe ok la..sekian..

raya...

hye, skrg dah hari ke-3 rye, ak bru sebok2 nk post pasal rye...huhu 2 days late la ak ni..tpi xpe, ni pon jenuh la nk nunggu upload gambo..slow bebeno line nye, gne tethering je..xmampu nk beli broadband..haha

di sini, saya ingin mengucapkan selamat hari raya kepada seluruh umat islam :)  hehe skema x ayat?

nk duit rye? ok la, di sini, saya turut sertakan duit rye..hehe tinggal sampul je, duitnye dah kne kebas..

tgk sampul rye skrg..comel kan?

LINE pon ad bg sampul rye..cayalahhhhh...pas masuk tv, kucing chat ngan nazim othman, fizo n nazim lawan game berebut toilet n neelofa, nazim n fizo lawan game (ni xsure, fizo kot) berebut kipas..LINE pon bg la sampul utk tunjukkan terima kasih die kt korg yg gne LINE..tpi mak cik ak dpt time beli chatime la...jgn ingt korg download LINE dpt sampul ni k...

gambar ak??? xdela pulok..haha xbergambar pon..bz sgt kot..hahayela, ak kan dah besar, kne la tlg mak2 sedara hidang air, makanan, kuih2 nk sebagainye..huihhhhh penat u..

td, ade la dua org budak ni dtg beraya..xla nk beraya mne kan..nk duit rye je tu..bukan fitnah k, ak dulu mse kecik2 pon g2 gak..tpi ak bukan jenis berjalan keliling kampung tu, sbb panas kot..i xlarat la..duit rye ak kebanyakannye dri family2 sndri je..

cite sal duit rye lak ak ni, ak kan nk cite pasal budak beraya tu..dah org besar nye xde, ak la g layan..naseb baek bg air gas je..klo kne buat air mmg ak lg tension kan..pastu ak ade la sembang sket2 ngn budak tu..sembang?? ak tanye die dri mne je, die jwb dri rmh sebelah..ak pon pelik, xkn cucu org sblh ak xknl kan..ak tanye la lg, rmh kat mne? pastu bru die ckp kt blkg2 ni je..ok

pas die mkn, minum..die pon salam la nk blk..lgpon time tu sedara lak dtg 3 bijik keta...ak pon dh mne stu nk dlayan ni, naseb budak tu balik..time nk blk tu, ak pk la..nk bg duit rye ke? ak kan xkje, mne la nk bg duit rye..mmg ad dwet singgit2, tpi sampul lak xde..budak tu mcm tunggu gak td mne la tau ak bg dwet rye..last2 xde...hampa keciwa je..tpi ak cri la jugak, naseb jumpe dlm beg mak..ak amek ak bg la die..i kejar die sampai ke depan tau..haha tpi  bukan dwet ak pon bg budak tu..mcm sebab sapi, lembu dpat nme la ak ni..hehe

nmpak x kat cni??? rye ni mmg blanje besar..nk bg duit rye lg..budak kecik maybe suka sebab dpt duit rye..yg dh dewasa ni??? 

haaaa dgn kuih rye, bju rye..nk bg duit rye kt anak sedar sndr xkn nk bg singgit sorg kan..paling kurang 5rgt la..dilema tau, dilemmmmmmaaaaa...org ckp biar ikhlas, tpi klo dah ikhlas tu singgit? org ckp kedekut..mcm kt knduri kawen la..kt tganu, kawan ak ckp "duit nk bg org knduri tu plg sikit 5 rgt, klo xde xyh dtg la, wat malu je.." sepatutnye kan mmg xyh bg la, die nk buat knduri, bkn die bukak restoran..tapiiiiiiu tu la...

so, ape ak nk cakap sebenarnye? simpan la duit tu, sebulan seratus ke utk kegunaan rye..haha ckp senang ble nnt dah ad keta ad rumah..simpan singgit sebulan pon xmampu..

kakak ak pon byk dwet abes, bg mak abah tok tok opah mak kecik 50 sorg..adek2 yg comel ni 10 sorg..

beli baju rye sndri. belikan bju ktorg lg....

hmmm k la, merepek je kan..so long..

relationship..

ad kwn ak ni, putus tunang....
haaaa terus cmtu je, mcm mne nk claim ak BM SPM dlu A1 klo buat krgn xde intro, terus msuk isi je..haha

k la,
intro skali ak bg,
ak knl dgn R ni mse kat matrik, xla rapat sgt, tpi ak tau la cite2 sal die sbb die rapat ngn kawan ak S ni, kt matrik dulu ak rapat ngn org laen...tpi still rapat dgn R, kecuali hal personal die la yg ak xrapat..

yg S ni laen lak.die mmg rapat ngn R pasal hal personal, R slalu cite kat die hal die ngn pakwe2 die tu..

mse thn akhir kt u, die bertunang dgn slah sorg pakwe die, A ni askar, ak tau mmg A ni jenis panas baran bagai..klo gaduh mmg abes ko kne maki..tpi R ni pnh ckp die plg syg kt A ni..

pas tunang, A tu, ad la pnh contact ak, bkn contact ape, die just tanye ak yg R tu ad curang ngn die ke, pastu die cite la yg tunang die tu ad org laen la, buat prangai la..

ak mmg mengaku la kawan ak tu mmg jnis layan ramai laki...

yela, kawan jela dulu sementara nk jmpe jodoh sebenar..haaa mcm tu la..

sbb ak pon cmtu jugak..tpi ak kapel sorg je, yg laen scandal je..haha (xjahat tau mcm ni, backup dri sndri)

nak dijadikan cerita, diorg putus jugak akhirnye, bkn putus sbb ak k..sbb laki tu yg tuduh kawan ak buat perangai ade laki laen bagai..

padahal kawan ak ckp, die xde buat hal pon..

ok, dri c2 ak dah mula menyampah dgn laki tu..dah la cite kat ak mcm die la mangsa keadaan kan..pastu kawan ak ckp laen..ko rse nk cye spe? ak of course la cye kawan ak..haha mmg ak jenis mcm ni..cye kawan dri org xknl..die call or msj ak sjk dri tu ak wat bodo je..

tapi,  baru2 ni, laki tu msj ak, "awak, sy nk minx tlg awak ni, harap awak dpt tlg sy, sy harap sgt kt awak dpt tlg sy" ak ingt hal penting la sgt, rpenye die ckp nk minx no kawan ak, tpi srh ak rahsiakan yg die yg minx..hmmm mmg xla kan.. klo laki tu baek mmg sweet la minx no kat kawan, tpi klo mcm ni???? hmmmm
org tu tukar no sbb mmg dah xnk ad pape hbgn dgn die dah..xkn ak nk khianati kawan sndri..amboiiii khianati xtahan..jarang tau i gne ayat skema mcm ni..

dah tu ak ckp mmg ak minx, tpi ak gtau die yg minx..die ckp jgn la gtau die minx..ko nmpk x kat c2 yg die tu xjujur..mcm something fishy la..sbb tu ak xnk ikut yg die srh..ak pon sempat sound die ckp "sy xske nk msuk cmpur hal hbgn org laen, lps ni klo awk nk ckp pasal R n minx tlg mcm2 dgn sy baek xyh..sy xske.." ak pon cuak la sbb ak tau laki ni jenis panas baran skit..bkn sket kot, byk...haha tpi ak kesah ape, bkn knl pon kan..lnx ko la nk marah, plg teruk pon xcntct ak dah..tpi baek lak die minx maaf bgai..dgn ayat sedih tu, last2 mmg ak mls nk lyn..

n kawan ak tu ckp "laen kali xyh layan die" n kawan ak cite yg laki tu pnh marah2, serang n tolak die kat stesen train..yg lagi kesian tu xde spe tlg die..grrrrr lagi ak nk mrh kan..

laki mcm ni ke yg korang nk syg2 sgt tu? xyh la, maybe fikir yg pas kawen maybe die akan berubah, tpi probability die nk berubah tu bpe percent? ble dah ade anak2 lagi, sbgai pmpn n ibu mesti xnk anak2 xde ayah kan..mcm tu la slalunye, ble xthn nk cerai, mesti fikir anak2..pastu tahan la diri jd mangsa dera bagai...smpi ade kes yg sampi mati kne dera..sedih kan..

hmm fikir la yg terbaek..ak pon xtau lg naseb ak ni..yela, bujang lagi..
moga2 kte diberi hidayah utk memikirkan perkara yg terbaek utk diri kte, ape yg berlaku tu kan cabaran utk buatkan kte lebih matang
pnh dgr org ckp "perkara yg lepas jgn dikenang"..bkn jgn dikenang k, sepatutnye kte kne kenang n jdkan pengajaran..mcm sejarah la..klo kte xblaja dri sejarah, sejarah tu mungkin akan berulang...

SEJARAH AK A1 WEH!!!!! haha nk blagak..ak dgr subjek sejarah skrg paper bpe ntah blh tgk buku???? klo awok2 x A mcm tu i xtau la...mse i dulu, tiap2 hari sebelum tdo i bce buku sejarah tu sambil hafal skit2..ni petua ni..nk hafal tgh malam sblm exam tu mmg otak korg ak rse nk pecah dek byk sgt fakta..adek2 nk amek SPM tu dgr nasikat akak ni k...bce buku sejarah tiap2 hari..byeeee

hye..neyna muncul lg...

haha dh lme kan ak x on9..so, skrg blh on9 ak on9 la..sbb kt rmh xde wifi, broadband pon xdpt coverage u olls...ak pnh gne p1..harammm dapat line nye..skrg xgne dah p1...mybe nk amek broadband celcom..nnt suruh abah bayar..haha tpi klo line xdpt, terminate jela..ak dah search dah xyh kontrak pon ad kan..

so, hari ni, hari last berpuasa...
khamis mungkin rye la..yeke? ak pon xtau..pemegang mohor besar raja2 dah kluar tv ke blm ek? haha ak jarang tgk tv..mesti korg pelik kan..jrg on9, jrg tgk tv..ape yg ak buat kat rumah?
ak isi mse ak dgn tgk runningman, movie, cite korea, bce novel...maen game..tu la rutin harian ak..
nk termuntah dah buat mende ni je..yela, org menganggur..xde spe nk amek kje..uhuk uhuk...

td, ak belek2 la laptop ni..mmg ad camera kan laptop ni..tpi ak xpenah terdetik la nk xplore mende2 pasal camera tu...pastu smlm (isnin)...boring..ak kebek2, mcm2 gambar ak tgkp gne effect yg berbeza..ri ni (selasa) pulak, ak ngn adek ak beraksi depan kamera..hahahaha suka betul die, smpai bapak ak masuk bilik tgk ape ktorg buat..gambar2 nye seperti berikut...

i'm the king...haha

gambar1 yg mirror ni yg die suke sgt.. ayat die "awak, lawak la gambar yg awak ade dua, lps tu sya timbul kt tgh2"

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ni bwh ni ape ntah nme nye..kepala jd jendul, mulut jdi besar..mcm2..

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n gambar2 kami yg laen

byk kan..haha pki tudung semata2 tangkap gmbr..cesss